stick a finger in your eye

Next week comes along and I have to see the eye doc, late. The nurse basically asks why are you so damn late. Sorry.

I do the spelling test. 6/9. Then see the doc. She says ok get this eye poison in there first. I get the eye drops. After a while I see the doc again. Now for the more irritating eye drops. Damn it stings a little. Then she takes a look. Looks the same left and right. She asks other questions, nothing of much interest. She asked what tests were done last time, I say the peripheral. She asked whether I did the glasses test. I say not as a pair but individually. Then she says see you in 6 months.

The nurse asks for my appointment card. I said don't have it, I ask the doc, she says don't have. Shoot. Where is it. The nurse ask who gave the ticket, she don't have it. Then I remember my pocket have it! The nurse then comments you did it on purpose or just absent minded. I says I will need another operation. She says you got operated on I says yes and I should try to get nootropil from the docs. She chuckles and give me my card but add don't be late.